Colonoscopy

My doctor walked into the examining room, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write on my chart, she pulls a rectal thermometer and tried to write with it.
She realized her mistake, she looks at me, and without missing a beat, she says:

“Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!”

:grin:

She should be fined for the loss of a valuable pen - fiscal rectitude

...R

larryd:
My doctor walked into the examining room, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write on my chart, she pulls a rectal thermometer and tried to write with it.
She realized her mistake, she looks at me, and without missing a beat, she says:

“Well, that's great....that's just great..........some asshole's got my pen!”

Did you tell her that "The last thing you did is where you should start looking."?

I suppose the other response when the Doc found the thermometer in her hand could have been

"Oh sh*t, where did I put my biro?"

...R

PS ... the best ones take some time.

Delta_G:
Better than my last colonoscopy...

ButtHurt.jpg

So he's sitting on the fence? Can't decide if your joke's good or not?

Dude. No.
You gotta stop posting that picture! I'm literally having nightmares.

ps, by literally, I mean "literally, true, as it happened", rather than as some newer dictionary define the word as: "figuratively, not literally, metaphorical in nature, not actually true".

ChrisTenone:
Dude. No.
You gotta stop posting that picture! I'm literally having nightmares.

ps, by literally, I mean "literally, true, as it happened", rather than as some newer dictionary define the word as: "figuratively, not literally, metaphorical in nature, not actually true".

Ditto... :o :o :o