Controlling a car's windows, wipers, lights, etc

I was hoping I wouldn't need to do any mechanical things. Just "talk" on the bus or whatever and tell windows to close, wipers to wipe, etc.

I have average electronic experience (compared to hobbists) and above average programming experience. (I hope )

Oh :frowning:

Yeah I meant after parking the car. My uncle had a car that did that and I thought it was cool. You could just leave it and it would automatically close the windows, turn off the lights and lock the doors after a while.

Add it where?

You mean for giving commands?
Because I see modules being sold online for reading car diagnosis data and such.

:frowning:
Meaning my only option is to intercept the wiring to each device and control it with a relay or something?