All year round, you deliver “registered only mail” straight to the box where you pull out the device which goes beep and you sign it yourself because you’re too lazy to get off your bike.
All year and then suddenly 23rd of Dec arrives you come to the door and you wish me to sign! Oh how nice of you mr postman!
24th arrives, a note in my box, sorry we missed you! Pick it up after 4pm! I look down 5:45pm oh well…
Oh I see, thank you mr postman for screwing me over and allowing me that 1 only day to come pick it up otherwise I have to wait how many freaking days?!
Every other bloody time of the year he just shoves it straight into the box! Thank you mr mail man for being such a prick merry xmas.