Easiest way to run a Walmart blender with an Arduino UNO

You guys left some hilarious replies, interesting coming back to this post after a while .

My end goal is to have a protein shake mixer that I can operate with a touch screen, just a pet project.
I figure if I can make one that runs off my computer, it shouldn't be too hard to do with an Android device?
As for the blender, I would hopefully leave the blender plugged in and with the power switch turned on, and then use the Powerswitch Tail to give it power whenever I send it a signal from an Anderoid touchscreen.

Obviously, its easier to press a button but I also want some other functions to occur before the mixing.