Please let's not call anyone trolls on the forum. If you have such suspicion, make it to the moderators, not to the forum.
To the original poster: It does appear that you have a lot to learn before you can do a project that is longer than one screen.
I suggest you review all the tutorials you can find on the Arduino or other websites such as
http://learn.adafruit.com/
http://itp.nyu.edu/physcomp/Intro/HomePage
http://todbot.com/blog/spookyarduino/
Study well program structure, do all the exercises and understand them.
When you have done this you are ready to embark on your own project. Create a MINIMAL test for your LCD project; by minimal I mean code that will fit on one screen. Understand exactly what it is supposed to do, and then if it doesn't work come back here and we'll try to help you.
Best wishes,
Michael