So, I had to go to Home Depot for a few things for the yard.. and on the way home, I considered that I could use two of my purchases for a Single, Pure Evil project instead of two less evil projects. Help me decide how to proceed.
The project items:
A Butterfly Bush
A Bug Zapper.
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I should put some kind of "ransom" auction on eBay...
Set a price base of a couple of hundred dollars, then simply state that unless they are purchased, I'll put them out in the yard together and let the carnage unfold.
Hmm. I think I may be answering the "Am I Evil?" question all by myself, huh?
I think I'll file this one in the same bin as my other design:
A giant catapult capable of hurling enough puppies and kittens into the air to block sunlight to prevent rainbows.