I'm intrigued by: "has the time and interest to load your program and test it, given zero documentation"
What do you mean by zero documentation?
I have commented my code, quite extensively I thought - is this what you're referring to?
If not, you must be referring to the post, where I really had thought I had been clear.
Please try and rein in the sarcasm for a moment and consider this: I am a noob, no doubt about that, and I have stated this clearly.
If I am not clear in my explanation then say that and I will try really hard to explain further; but just engage with me, and I will be able to understand your point.
If my small code segment (uploaded) is indecipherable then say that and I will try to comment better.
Sarcasm, and patronising, are less than helpful. Do you not remember when you were struggling?