Help generating a waveform...

Has it ever occurred to you that this device is totally bogus and does not actually work, and that the patent is a veneer of respectability to be exploited in advertising? Some people think if a device has got a patent then it must have been tested and proved to be effective. Where as it shows no such thing.

The fact that the detailed in the patent don't add up should tip you the wink on this.

By all means try something like this if you want, but as people have pointed out you will never be able to reproduce what is in the patent because it is self contradictory and bogus.

I am saying this despite the fact that I hold some patents myself, so I know what you have to do to get one.