I noticed my status just changed to "God".
Do I get a free supply of thunderbolts, with which to smite the mere mortals?
Can I expect sacrifices of virgins chained to rocks at low-tide, and stuff like that?
Expect all you want. You are a god after all. I hope you take disappointment well.
If you want to stay like that you need to slow down 
...R
Please stop all world strife.
You don't get thunderbolts until you hit Tesla status.
No. I am god.
Am I expected to be a vengeful, jealous spitey-smitey Old Testament god, a warm, nurturing and giving god, or some multi-handed pantheistic god (useful for soldering)
How am I supposed to treat other gods? With respect, or should I be trying to play them off against each other?
Not knowing the answers to these simple questions undermines my assumed omniscience.
Also, why is a Faraday further up the ladder?
He wasn't even a knight (unlike his boss), Nobel hadn't been invented yet so he didn't have one of those, and he only invented cages.
You don’t become Omnipotent until you hit the 'Trumpy' level, 10,000,000,000 posts.
I’d like to a a bhudda type of god, personally.
Qdeathstar:
I’d like to a a bhudda type of god, personally.
Fat, and lying-down a lot?
Actually the historical person known as "The Buddha" was quite thin.
Actually there is but one God, and His name is ... whut? ... I guess we're not supposed to say.
Last summer, I would have said David Lynch.
Qdeathstar:
No. I am god.
And so is my wife.
msssltd:
And so is my wife.
I thought she was Brian? ? ?
Maybe she is Brian..
Two crazy people were talking each other:
- Hey, I am Napoleon ...
- How do you know?
- God told me ...
- I hadn't told you nothing!
(Spanish joke)
vffgaston:
Two crazy people were talking each other:
- Hey, I am Napoleon ...
- How do you know?
- God told me ...
- I hadn't told you nothing!
(Spanish joke)
he he he ....
"Thou art God."
(don't let it go to your head. There are lots of Gods.)
westfw:
"Thou art God." ...
Indeed