i spotted some stupid idiots snowboarding behind a vehicle down my street. i kindly, and in a slightly elevated voice, told them to "smarten the **** up, you stupid *****".
~Travis
Makes you a GHOP
GreyHairedOldPisser
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Personally, i'm a mmob..... Until they crash into a tree, then i'm a liveleaker. 
We always used a big truck inner tube. But that was a while before snowboards.
Paul
Bygones. They probably didn't hear you any way.
Maybe nominate them for a future Darwin Award
(what's the opposite of posthumous - meaning, shortly to become posthumous?).
...R
What a funny situation 
At least you have the snow, here it is all dissolved 
Bye..
Robin2:
Maybe nominate them for a future Darwin Award(what's the opposite of posthumous - meaning, shortly to become posthumous?).
Prehumous?
Immanently posthumous?
Impending stiffs?
On an undertaker's wish list?
Near death?
On their way out?
About to shuffle off this mortal coil?
About to join the choir invisible?
About to be measured for their wooden overcoats?
Henry_Best:
Prehumous?
Immanently posthumous?
Impending stiffs?
On an undertaker's wish list?
Near death?
On their way out?
About to shuffle off this mortal coil?
About to join the choir invisible?
About to be measured for their wooden overcoats?
oh, their wooden overcoats, are you looking for an engagement as undertaker?
All burials and cremations are arranged by them. Worthwhile!
Worth the time && money && effort spent, more than studying with the hope of a career in engineering stuff.
I mean 'people dies', so it won't suffer the worldwide crisis.
dally:
oh, their wooden overcoats, are you looking for an engagement as undertaker?
All burials and cremations are arranged by them. Worthwhile!Worth the time && money && effort spent, more than studying with the hope of a career in engineering stuff.
I mean 'people dies', so it won't suffer the worldwide crisis.
Who was it who said "There are only three certainties in life: Birth, death and taxes."?
As I'm nearer to being a 'customer' than a student, I'm not looking for employment in that, or any other, field.
I feel like a young woman now.
One can but hope...
Henry_Best:
I feel like a young woman now.
One can but hope...
and, are you blonde?
Henry_Best:
I feel like a young woman now.
One can but hope...
ASL? Got pix? Wanna cyb0r?
travis_farmer:
you're female?
Nope. I'm a heterosexual male.
Qdeathstar:
ASL? Got pix? Wanna cyb0r?
How can I have pix of my dreams?
You can have some brain scans, if you want.
Henry_Best:
Who was it who said "There are only three certainties in life: Birth, death and taxes."?
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"Death and taxes, two things I avoid."
(Montgomery Burns)
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I'm in what is supposed to be an "adult" recreational athletic class. I am somewhat more than three TIMES older than most of the other members in the class. 
(the gym is apparently considering a "teen" class to over those "youngsters"...)
How do you bench?
"now i seem to have mysterious back pain for some odd reason. :o"
Funny how one gets smarter as one ages.
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travis_farmer:
the guy was laughing his ass off. but after i finished 12 sets of 12, he wasn't laughing.
~Travis