You musn't forget VALGOL. A web search for VALGOL will turn up any number of older proposed languages (SLOBOL and FIFTH, for instance.) Some of these seem particularly readable compared to languages that have actually come into existence.
VALGOL is enjoying a dramatic surge of popularity across the industry.
VALGOL commands include REALLY, LIKE, WELL, and Y*KNOW.
Variables are assigned with the =LIKE and =TOTALLY operators.
Other operators include the "California booleans", AX and NOWAY.
Loops are accomplished with the FOR... SURE construct.
A simple example:
LIKE, Y*KNOW (I MEAN) START
IF PIZZA =LIKE BITCHEN AND
GUY =LIKE TUBULAR AND
VALLEY GIRL =LIKE GRODY**MAX(FERSURE)**2 THEN
FOR I =LIKE 1 TO OH*MAYBE 100
DO*WAH - (DITTY**2);
BARF(I)=TOTALLY GROSS(OUT)
SURE
LIKE, BAG THIS PROGRAM;
REALLY;
LIKE TOTALLY(Y*KNOW);
IM*SURE
GOTO THE MALL
VALGOL is also characterized by its unfriendly error messages.
For example, when the user makes a syntax error, the interpreter displays the message GAG ME WITH A SPOON!
A successful compile may be termed MAXIMALLY AWESOME!