Laws of the Forum

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Rule: Themore clueless the poster is about how to achieve their goals, the higher the likelihood that it is top secret and they plan on getting a patent out of it once we figure it out for them.

My favorites are the ones who have some mystery "highly advanced" software that will solve all the problems we see with the project but at the same time can't seem to construct a simple if statement or even the logic behind it.

I know the post that triggered this. I was in the pricess of replying when the OP said "I won't show you all my code."

Um, ... ok.