A musician friend of mine told me that he was in the local orchestra when it played an outdoor concert. The sky became stormy, but they played on - "Until lightning struck the orchestra leader," he said sadly. "My gosh!" I said. "Was he badly hurt?" "Nah, he's fine. See, he's a very poor conductor."
Ohm my God, that was bad. Watt made you tell that joke?
Shocking! But did the orchestra play at a higher AMPlitude after that?
Why isn't it glamorous to play in an orchestra? It's the pits.