Needing to use 5 analog sensor inputs at the same time - not working as expected

Hi. I'm a complete newbee to Arduino....
I've just had my first idea for using the Arduino Uno board I've had here for a year without any purpose - other than learning something new.
Anyway, the project is monitoring 3 temp sensors and 2 pressure sensors - all analog resistive.
After some reading - and getting more confused than educated - I've written some code, compiled it and uploaded it to the Uno. I get no error messages and the expected output format and structure is OK.
BUT the values of the sensors are not as I imagined and don't change when I vary their temperature.
All bar 1 sensor shows seemingly random values. The one that doesn't returns 0 (a pressure sensor that does indeed not have a pressure) the other sensors appear to show the random value whether connected or not.
Anyone have any ideas or interest in having a look at the simple code I wrote - I assume it would be amusing to an expert....
Here is my connection scheme:

and here is my code attempt:

/* Reading analoge temperature and pressure sensors
The board used is an Arduino Uno
The board has 6 analoge input pins
analog Pin 0 (A0)
analog Pin 1 (A1)
analog Pin 2 (A2)
analog Pin 3 (A3)
analog Pin 4 (A4)
analog Pin 5 (A5)
I connected one wire of the sensors to Arduino 5 volt output pin, the other to one of the A0-4 pins.
All sensors are proportional resistive type, approx 5Ohm at 0 deg and 150Ohm at 100 deg
so the voltage at the analog inputs are a proportion of 5V
To start with I want to see the integer number of each sensor until I have calibrated them.
Later I will use something like 
  OiltempC = analogRead(OilTempSensorValue);    // taking the temp pin reading and setting it equal to tempC variable
  float OiltempC = (5.0*OiltempC*200.0)/1023.0; // to convert the analog input to a temperature in degrees Celcius, if that turn out to be correct
  Serial.print("Oil Temperature: ");            // Label
  Serial.println(OiltempC);                     // to output the converted temperature to USB

*/

int OilTempSensorPin = A0;        // engine oil temp sensor pin
int OilTempSensorValue = 0;       // variable to store the value coming from the sensor

int GearTempSensorPin = A1;       //gearbox temperature sensor pin
int GearTempSensorValue = 0;      // variable to store the value

int DiffTempSensorPin = A2;       //differential temperature sensor pin
int DiffTempSensorValue = 0;      // variable to store the value

int OilPressureSensorPin = A3;    //engine oil pressure sensor pin
int OilPressureSensorValue = 0;   // variable to store the value

int TurboPressureSensorPin = A4;  //turbo pressure sensor pin
int TurboPressureSensorValue = 0; // variable to store the value

void setup() {
 
 Serial.begin(115200);
 }


void loop() {
  
 // read the value from the oil temperature sensor:
 
 OilTempSensorValue = analogRead(OilTempSensorPin);
 Serial.print("Oil Temperature: ");
 Serial.println(OilTempSensorValue); //Print the value of pin A0

 // read the value from the GearTemp sensor:
 
 GearTempSensorValue = analogRead(GearTempSensorPin);
 Serial.print("Gearbox Temperature: ");
 Serial.println(GearTempSensorValue); //Print the value of pin A1

// read the value from the differential temperature sensor:
 
 DiffTempSensorValue = analogRead(DiffTempSensorPin);
 Serial.print("Diff Temperature: ");
 Serial.println(DiffTempSensorValue); //Print the value of pin A2

// read the value from the oil pressure sensor:
 
 OilPressureSensorValue = analogRead(OilPressureSensorPin);
 Serial.print("Oil Pressure: ");
 Serial.println(OilPressureSensorValue); //Print the value of pin A3

// read the value from the turbo pressure sensor:
 
 TurboPressureSensorValue = analogRead(TurboPressureSensorPin);
 Serial.print("Turbo Pressure: ");
 Serial.println(TurboPressureSensorValue); //Print the value of pin A4
 Serial.println("");
 
delay(2000);
}

Any insights and help greatly appreciated!
Cheers,
Joe

First, although your code is a bit comical :slight_smile: , you get a karma point for putting it in code tags (few newbies do) and TRYING.
OK, those 2 wire sensors need a load resistor to create a readable voltage and that depends on the sensor type, those automotive temperature sensors are probably thermistors, which are non linear and require some math to get a sensible reading. Please post datasheets or any info you can on each sensor.

OK JCA34F. Thank you for the hints.
I found a datasheet for the temp sensors, not yet for the pressure sensors.

So this rabbit hole just led me to a warren I think....

How to use a lookup table for these sensors is probably beyond me....
However, I started this to learn something, so I'll stick at it.
So firstly, which bit in my code is comical? I have nothing to compare to yet...
Secondly, I think I might be able to set up a voltage divider using a 10kOhm resistor to ground from the "data line" of the sensor (the one not connected to 5V). Secondly, I read that the 3.3V output might be less noisy, so I will try that as well. Do I need to put in the program somehow that I'm then reading cou ts of 3.3V or does the AD converter just max out at 675 (3.3/5*1023)?
Lastly, I read that the analog inputs are "slow" and I should insert a pause between reads, 100ms someone suggested in another thread. It was also suggested there to read multiple times and average the result before printing. I don't understand why that would help....?

If someone feels like holding my hand for a bit, I'd appreciate it.
If the consensus is that its not worth pursuing for an old newbee, I'll take that on board too and go mind my own business.
Cheers,
Joe