Well, it was just a tiny joke related to your 'Is this really where we are in 2014?' comment. I keep a little unnofficial modded version [MOD] Arduino Enhanced Release 1.0.5 for Windows (installer, drivers, etc) +SRC - Libraries - Arduino Forum and and I think I can add something for the printing to an upcoming update.
What is your suggested fix? Automatic wrap when printing?, warn the user about limits?, check printer margins?