Product safety warning

Did you find that out on Grindr?

You can get experience working with someone who has a license and maybe have to take a course or pass a test.

Remember what it took to get a license to pilot 4 wheel potential weapon?

Don't spoil it! That's exactly what my dad did!

My dad bought his licence from a Post Office. It was before any test was needed.

Maybe the assumption was, if you're still alive, you're qualified.

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My Grandfather did the same thing. Since every category was a box to be ticked, he selected them all, up to and including "A vehicle steered by its tracks" AKA a tank :grinning:

Next question, could any monkey do it?

Give 1 million monkeys 1 million typewriters and they'll eventually type the entire works of William Shakespeare.

Only one million? I thought you needed an infinite number of monkeys.

With the state of our environment, you would be lucky to find 1/2 million monkeys.

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Well, there's quite a few cowards who die many times on here or not to be, but in ourselves I have yet to see a rose smell sweet enough for anything remotely sorrowful to look like Shakespeare yet.

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I think he doth protest too much, methinks

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Trains are steered by their tracks.

Now turn that into a couplet.

Firesign Theater, clip from Anythynge You Want To

So, any monkey could drive one?

Only Shakespearian monkeys

Make sure the monkey is fully trained, or:

"Let it work;
For 'tis the sport to have the enginer
Hoist with his own petar; and 't shall go hard"

-Hamlet

Google must be working overtime:

shakespearean quotes

Is this a manual which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

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They can steer.

Only in Bolivia.