Actually, no. I meant that in all seriousness. The OP has a nice idea, but it is hard to imagine making it fully workable in real life, without a rather significant infusion of cash, or team of dedicated volunteers, or both.
I have several friends who have tried to monetize a service web site, and that can be an absolute nightmare at times. One in the U.S. even got the FBI involved with multiple hacking instances, theft of user credentials, etc.