Rerouting Arduino's USB Connector to other Pins for a different purpose ?

Thanks,... I'm trying to keep this UNO small (and I already have a box with ports cut out to the Arduino UNO dimensions). That's why no Mega.

You say none of this can work,... but I don't see why I can't desolder the jack and turn it upside down and use it separately from the Arduino. Once the sketch is loaded the jack is no longer needed

I'm not sure I have made it clear what I am trying to do (if so, I apologize for my lack of clarity)