Scientists favourite jokes

Came across this one this morning:

Warning high nerd level :wink:

What do you call a man who can't tell the difference between a doughnut and a tea cup?
A topologist.

My stats teacher said I was average. I said "that's mean".

The jokes on that page were a bit weird but awesome...

I guesses these jokes could be referred to a nerdities?

Quantum tunnel ahead, occupy all lanes :slight_smile:

A surgeon, a civil engineer and a software engineer are discussing which has the oldest profession.
"Well", says the surgeon, "that's easy, it's us. Look at that cloning job we did, taking a rib from Adam and making Eve".
"Rubbish" says the civil engineer, "It was us, doing that six day construction job, making Heaven and Earth from Chaos".
"But", says the software engineer, "Where do you think the Chaos came from?"

Quantum tunnel ahead, occupy all lanes :slight_smile:

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I like that one. I have made it as a UK tunnel sign with a diffraction grating on the input.


Awesome! I'll do a printout and hang on my workshop/guest room door.