Simultaneous multichannel Sampling

How much is your time worth, considering that you can buy such things off the shelf? Especially considering your admission that you have no experience with high throughput data collection.

For example, here is an 8 channel, 16 bit, 50 kS/s/channel ADC that plugs directly into a PC USB port.

Your choice is to start collecting data in a few days, or spend a few months getting something to work.