SparkFun.com is Hiring in Boulder, CO.

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[Allusion is not answering].

I fail to see the difference tween Allusion and your standard issue spambot, other than this one talks back (and from previous experiences from a script)

There is a difference. Let's try to move from this way to see the all thing.
Allusion wasn't offering credit cards or cheap viagra pills. :-/
He was offering a job.
Probably, a true job (by the way, anybody applied?).

The way of promoting this position sounds spammy to Osgeld; the end of the story is:
Allusion, promote Sparkfun experiences in a different way.
Osgeld, be less Spam-sensitive. ;D ;D

by the way, I think I'm gonna have breakfast...