A million years and a few lifetimes ago I was notorious for a transistor cannon powered by exploding electrolytic caps. If I can't make something cute out of it, I will make it die in a manner befitting the unholy, have no fear, if only for getting my hopes up and then dashing them upon the rocks, like so many of life's petty hopes and dreams...umm..okay, maybe I invested a little more in that than was necessary.
They probably make a pill for people like me... 