UK programming lessons

Hi. looking for someone in UK preferably Berkshire area who would like to give few programming lessons and help me with my existing controller.
I offer loads of beers and cash.

Not in the UK but i mentor a few people around the world

I am in France so not to far. I used to live in South wales about 10 years ago.

drop me a PM with your questions or an email if you prefer.

Cheers Pete.