Where to begin?!

Sry, not trolling. I don't think anyone else is.

Analogy: Hey kids, we all gonna parle français.

Teacher to be asks what do I need to know?

Sure, many ppl here know enough, maybe some even know how to teach what they know. But it took anyone like that more than a few hours to learn. Either the subject or how to teach.

A language teacher ought to be fluent.

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