Look out Yun?
All ports broken - who needs that ?
Must have forgotten the current limiting resistors when they ran the board through the test fixture. I wonder if the magic smoke escaped?
ATMEGA328P added with all the ports broken
Nice one.
Is the processor broken too?
is sure to grab the attention and imagination of the entire planet, if not the entire universe as we know it.
I think we've seen these ads before.
Screenshot taken. Muahahah.
MAS3:
All ports broken - who needs that ?
Working ports is so ... yesterday.
Humm. Maybe it has all Write Only memory to go with the all broken ports.
wzaggle:
Humm. Maybe it has all Write Only memory to go with the all broken ports.
Write Once Read Never....WORN (out) memory.
If you follow the link on the page:
A cruel 2015 April Fools joke conjured up by Jamie Mann, Mike Horne, Alex Eames & Tim Richardson.. Did we get you? ;)*
Maybe "all ports broken" was intentional, in that case. 
Quite an amusing follow-up post: Just announced - the Raspberry Pi Model C! - Raspberry Pi Pod and micro:bit base
There's a part number on the photo: "4RSE" which I doubt is unintentional.
And a few other small modifications near the VERY BROADCOM processor
