Your languages?

Shortly after moving to Texas, my wife and I went into a grocery store to buy Mountain Dew. I spotted a lady stocking a freezer and decided to ask for help. As I approached I said, "Excuse me, ma'am. Where do you keep the pop?" She slowly turned to me. In a loud shrill voice she proclaimed, "Ya'll aren't from around here, are ya? Ya'll sound like a bunch of darn'd yankees! The cokes is over there."

Got exactly the same here, just with candy instead. And so fun to see if you go into a store and ask for it, they all go. :-?

And then on the way out when you say goodbye we got another word, meaning hello, see you, goodbye, and so on... And if you turn around, they again stand there with the :-? expression. ;D