Anyone know any good C++ Jokes?

'Eh? :slight_smile:



I am still laughing of your signature.

For a second I thought you meant I was a good C++ joke. Offended? Yes.

Not really. But cheers!



Have you heard of the new object oriented version of COBOL, the 1960s computer programming language modeled on English? It’s called ADD ONE TO COBOL GIVING COBOL.

I thought This was a C-rious forum. This is the closest thing to humor I have ever C’n on this board.

Sorry for inter-C-ding

“The evolution of languages: FORTRAN is a non-typed language. C is a weakly typed language. Ada is a strongly typed language. C++ is a strongly hyped language.”

C allows you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ allows you to re-use the bullet.

Not really a joke, but this is one of Stroustrup’s famous quotes:

“C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off”

Retaining the shooting theme

The best I saw was a book title:-
“C - Just enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot”

im not sure if one would consider my sig a joke but i find it pretty funny. :wink:

How about changing that to :-
while (cat(away))

How about a database of C++ Jokes and word play?


Okay, it’s not a c++ joke, but it merits a mention:

I saw a young kid in Home Depot with a tshirt that said:

chown us /your/base

[ java joke ]

[ch8220]Knock, knock.[ch8221]
[ch8220]Who[ch8217]s there?[ch8221]
very, very long pause[ch8230].

[ HTML joke ]

NICE <body>

And one cliché:

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
"You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

And… I actually found a page that claimed c++ itself is a joke. ::slight_smile:

pope = belta delta
pope.Font.Color = "pink"
pope.Text = "LOL!"
pope.Image =


I don’t get that last one.

I think you have to be like 11 to get it :wink:

I think you have to be like 11 to get it :wink:

And that is of cource binary? :smiley:

I thought I could try to make a joke about arduino.

I’ve done setup my car many times, but I still don’t get throuh the loop.
{stuntman after playing too much with arduino}

…oh well, my best @0550

true lol

not necessarily c++ but my friend brought this up:

In function ‘void loop(int*)’:
error: ‘your_mother’ was not declared in this scope