Anyone know any good C++ Jokes?

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'Eh? :slight_smile:

/me

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You.

I am still laughing of your signature.

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For a second I thought you meant I was a good C++ joke. Offended? Yes.

Not really. But cheers!

hehehe

/me

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Have you heard of the new object oriented version of COBOL, the 1960s computer programming language modeled on English? It's called ADD ONE TO COBOL GIVING COBOL.

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I thought This was a C-rious forum. This is the closest thing to humor I have ever C'n on this board.

Sorry for inter-C-ding

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http://www.softpanorama.org/Lang/Cpp_rama/humor.shtml

"The evolution of languages: FORTRAN is a non-typed language. C is a weakly typed language. Ada is a strongly typed language. C++ is a strongly hyped language."

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C allows you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ allows you to re-use the bullet.

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Not really a joke, but this is one of Stroustrup's famous quotes:

"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off"

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Retaining the shooting theme

The best I saw was a book title:-
"C - Just enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot"

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im not sure if one would consider my sig a joke but i find it pretty funny. :wink:

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How about changing that to :-
while (cat(away))
{
mice(play):
}

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How about a database of C++ Jokes and word play?

http://cppjokes.pastebin.com/

/me

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Okay, it's not a c++ joke, but it merits a mention:

I saw a young kid in Home Depot with a tshirt that said:

chown us /your/base

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[ java joke ]

[ch8220]Knock, knock.[ch8221]
[ch8220]Who[ch8217]s there?[ch8221]
very, very long pause[ch8230].
[ch8220]Java.[ch8221]

[ HTML joke ]

NICE <body>

And one cliché:

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 
"You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"

And... I actually found a page that claimed c++ itself is a joke. ::slight_smile:

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pope.Font.Color = "pink"
pope.Text = "LOL!"
pope.Image = www.theonlypwnz0r.webs.com/App_Data/rth10.jpg

lol

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I don't get that last one.

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I think you have to be like 11 to get it :wink:

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I think you have to be like 11 to get it :wink:

And that is of cource binary? :smiley:

I thought I could try to make a joke about arduino.

I've done setup my car many times, but I still don't get throuh the loop.
{stuntman after playing too much with arduino}

...oh well, my best @0550

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true lol

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not necessarily c++ but my friend brought this up:

In function 'void loop(int*)':
error: 'your_mother' was not declared in this scope