Wow, I didn't expect this many replies so fast, so thanks everyone!
So I need to elaborate on my whole scope here...
The intent is to be able to plug this arduino into what I imagine would have to be a null modem cable, and plug that into a pc where, yes, "normal" means "old" but for all intents and purposes, I'm expecting the arduino to give some data and accept some data while interacting with that computer (which won't be running the arduino IDE so I'm not taking the serial monitor/UART path in this project - my bad for not being more clear)
To Railroader specifically....I may have read the 2560 MEGA R3 specs wrong, I saw RX/TX lines and my imagination ran wild - paired with the readily available serial libraries/functions, I just figured that's what those lines were.
I really need to walk back "how do folks get their Arduinos talking to PCs" and narrow it way down to a use case where it's specifically rs-232 and...how do I say this...I'm using the Arduino to control a bunch of PWM fans, I want to be able to read and set the pwm/rpms of those fans with the arduino with my system's available rs-232 port. I'm developing on one system and breadboards and such, but I'm deploying on a linux system elsewhere and all that linux system should need to care about is "here's a 9600 baud thing I can talk to" and all of the business that goes into making that work on the linux side isn't something I'd junk up the arduino forums with...I don't think this is the right place for it, but maybe it is, I don't know I haven't posted here in ages but I'm also not at that point yet.
The point I'm at now is, if I want my Arduino to be a thing that an old computer can talk to over rs-232 and set some fan speeds, and read some fan speeds, that'd be amazing. To do that, it sounds like I either need a rudimentary TTL-RS232 device or something like this:
https://www.mouser.com/datasheet/2/256/MAX3323E-1512545.pdf
and it looks to me like that device in the link above provides TTL-RS232 in addition to other features, mainly the ESD protection which I find particularly attractive.
I hope this clears up what i'm after...thanks again, everyone