Two chemists walk into a bar.
The first one says "I'll have some H2O".
The second one says "I'll have some H2O too".
The second one dies.
Not about nerds:
A guest at the hotel is calling the hotel service: "Two rums to room 222".
There's a silence in the phone for a while and then: "Tam-ta-da-da, you idiot."
A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?".
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am".
ardly:
A cop pulls Heisenberg over and asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?".
Heisenberg replies "No, but I know where I am".
Heisenberg and his passenger Schrödinger get out of the car while the cop searches it. The cop says "Did you know there's a dead cat in here?". Schrödinger replies "Well now we do!"
An electrician, a chemist and a programmer get into a car for a trip to the beach, but the car won't start..
The chemist says "It must be bad fuel"
The electrician says "There must be a fault in the high tension coil"
The programmer says "If we all get out and then get get back in again it will probably be OK"
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A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."
Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.
After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"
The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."
Q: Why do jewel thieves use Arduino?
A: Cause they want Bling Without Delay.
ChrisTenone:
Q: Why do jewel thieves use Arduino?A: Cause they want Bling Without Delay.
ohh thats beautiful and cringe-worthy all at once.. :o :o :o
A family Doctor running a little late for a medical conference, writes his speech on the train.
He get's to the conference walks on stage, reaches for his notes but realizes he can't read a word of what he has written. Clearing his throat, he says in the most confident voice he can muster...
Is there a pharmacist in the house?
How many medical staff are required to screw in a light bulb?
A Doctor and a Nurse - but I have no idea how they got into the light bulb.
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ChrisTenone:
Q: Why do jewel thieves use Arduino?A: Cause they want Bling Without Delay.
LOL - very good.
Q: Why does a burger have less energy than a steak?
A: Because a burger is in its ground state
TomGeorge:
ohh thats beautiful and cringe-worthy all at once.. :o :o :o
It was actually a typo in a post last night.
Why are Computer Engineers like Dolphins?
You know they are smart but you can't communicate with them.
Why are engineers engineers?
They didn't have the personality to be accountants.
What do engineers use for birth control?
Their personality.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
A: A meeting with the ethics committee and swift removal of your research grant.
A: A meeting with the ethics committee and swift removal of your research grant.
That's cute. It reminds me of this one....
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a sledgehammer, it's art.
But when I do it, I'm "wasted" and have to leave home depot.
ardly:
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
A horny sucker ?
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Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar and doesn’t.
Q: What is a cation afraid of ?
A: Dogions
sorry, sorry, sorry.....