Youtube bar jokes series:

This is # 1.

I must get my sound card working, its hysterical with captions on, but nothing to do with the real script I am sure !

one guy says that at his pub, he buys 4 pints, gets one free.

the next guy says that at his pub, he buys 2 pints, gets one free.

the third guy says that at his pub you come in the give you a pint, free.
then they give you another pint free, and a third one free.
and then you get to go upstairs for wild sex, free.

the first two guys think a bit and the first asks "is this real?".
and the second guy asks "do -you- get that?".

and the third guy says "well, no, not me but my sister does, all the time!"

then the fourth guy down at the end says "I think I know your sister.".

That almost sounds like something Kevin Wilson would do a song about.

Thanks, thats a lot funnier than the captions !

You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it, but one of my favorite bar jokes goes like:

A Ham operator walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "where did you get that" The parrot answers "Dayton".

Lefty (WA6TKD)

retrolefty:
You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it, but one of my favorite bar jokes goes like:

A Ham operator walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks “where did you get that” The parrot answers “Dayton”.

Lefty (WA6TKD)

I get it. You really can get anything at HF.

The joke is funny, and with the captions on you get to have another laugh.

"That's nothing" becomes "maximizing". And so on.

Wow I just sat here and watched 32 episodes of that. Thanks for throwing me in that pit of wasted time!

If you didn't like it, you wouldn't have watched. Hope you remember a few to use.

Some of them cracked me up, like the three guys whose sons were doing so well.

retrolefty:
You have to be a U.S. ham radio operator is get it,

You have to be a database admin/developer to get it:
A table walks in a bar and sees another table : “Mind if I join you?”