A particle went into a bar

Community Bar Sport
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With thanks to Paul Stoffregen (I found this on his on his X account)

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A proton, an electron, & a neutron walk into a bar...

The proton orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.
The electron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet and pays the bartender.

The neutron orders a shot, drinks it, then takes out his wallet... but the bartender stops him and says,
"Wait...for you, no charge!"

Oldy but goodie...

Tom.. :grinning: :+1: :coffee: :australia:

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I once put rum and pineapple into CERN's particle accelerator

Discovered the Piña Collider

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First hydrogen atom says to the second "I've lost an electron".  Second says "Really. Are you sure?"  First replies "Yes, I'm positive."

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pH!

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Mathtoons

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