Am I crazy? PC LED lighting

What you are describing is a "NeoPixel" or WS2812 type of LED. "DOUT" will not help you as it merely echoes the data sent in to it, the other pin would correctly be called "DIN" for "Data In".

Adafruit has code to drive the "NeoPixels" and other similar - but different such LEDs. You need to try that out. :grinning: