MorganS:
There's something wrong here...
See? This is why I'm still here and still not (quite) ready for breadboarding; would have just had me another wienie roast (not that I don't like me a wienie roast on occasion).
MorganS:
If Q2 tries to do something different to Q1 then unlimited current flows between the two of them. Their shared output can not be at a different potential.
One of those (I'm not sure which) needs to have a resistor so that the other one can take priority and drive the Q3 gate as required.
Yep, I did ask if Q1 and Q2 would interfere with each other in some way; they're never ON at the same time.
I'm thinking a 220 between Q1's collector emitter and Q3's gate? (Yes, said in the form of a question.) Something a little smaller than the 330, like so:

My reasoning is that Q1 is a better place as its emitter is only forward-biased when we have more than 18V (and can "afford" a larger voltage drop), and smaller than the 330 so more current is available to charge Q3's gate. (I'm sure someone's going to jump in with exactly how poorly I described that...)
Or maybe better would be a Schottky on the output of both Q1 and Q2?
I am beginning to think that maybe current draw when voltage is nominal (between +10V and +18V) is going to be too large in this circuit. This voltage management circuit will be "on" (connected to the car's power system) all the time - including when the ignition is off. I was hoping to keep this "quiescent" current as small as possible. I believe it's currently about 54mA; I'd like to see 1/2 of this or less (there are more bits coming that may contribute to quiescent current draw). Of largest concern is when voltage is nominal; R1a, R1b, R2a and R3 are "in circuit" during this time. Theoretically, how large can these be before things start getting unpredictable?
For the same "quiescent current" concerns, would changing Q1 and Q2 to MOSFETs be worthwhile? This should remove R1a and R1b from current draw, reducing it by about 6mA. Hmmm... If increasing the resistor values can reduce current draw by 50% or more, then this isn't worthwhile.
MorganS:
Stop thinking about voltages. Think about where the current flows.
Ack! I know this is fundamental to electricity, but this circuit (likely like most) requires thought on both (BJTs are current switched; MOSFETs are voltage switched). I try to keep both in mind when considering a particular aspect... 
MorganS:
Yes the input might be a zillion volts [...]
Maybe not for this project, but I'd like me one of these. 8)
Thank you for your comments, Morgan. Keep 'em coming.
Cheers!
Dirk