Joke of the day

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One cannibal turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?”

So have you heard a good one lately?

Lefty

This one struck me the other day… please take note of which country I’m from before yelling certain words ::slight_smile:

What are the lands of the netherworld called?

Answer (select to read):
[The netherlands!]

Did you here about the cannibal who passed his brother on the sea shore?

A woman goes into a police station to report her husband missing.
“Can you describe him?” asks the desk sergeant.
“Well”, says the woman, “he’s short, middle aged, balding and a bit overweight. Ohh … forget it!”.

Taken from ‘101 fish jokes’ (Tales of Monkey Island):

What is written on a sign attached to a shut-down nuclear power plant?
“Gone Fission”

It helps to read it out aloud :wink:

Guy: Doc, I think I’m a moth!
Doc: You don’t need a doctor. You should see a psychiatrist.
Guy: Yea, I know. But I noticed your light was on.

Guy: Doc, I think I’m a moth!
Doc: You don’t need a doctor. You should see a psychiatrist.
Guy: Yea, I know. But I noticed your light was on.

LOL

This guy goes to the doctor and he’s got food all over his face, down his shirt, in his ears etc. The doctor looks at him and says - you’re not eating properly.

A cannibal says to his wife, “I don’t like your mother.” She said, “Just eat the potatoes, then.”

-Mike

A blond is talking to her doctor and touches a spot on her ribs with her finger. “It hurts right here”, she says, then touches a spot on her opposite arm. “It hurts here too”, she says. She continues to touch a few other random places on her body, explaining the pain she feels at each location. The doctor looks at her and says “Well, your finger is broken”.

What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!

Not a joke, but an Arduino themed limerick!

I gave the button a poke
But my arduino started to smoke!!
I’d call it bad luck
But twas the tenth one I’d … Mucked (thought I was going to say something else, didn’t you)
At this rate, I’m gonna be broke!
;D

I gave the button a poke
But my arduino started to smoke!!
I’d call it bad luck
But twas the tenth one I’d … Mucked
At this rate, I’m gonna be broke!

;D LOL! Did you just make that up?

I love limericks!

My LED blinkety-blink
My robot can get me a drink
Controlling my house with a nunchuk and mouse,
I posted “Hey! What do you think?”

Arduinos are cool.
They can do all sorts of things.
Look at this thing blink.

Who doesn’t love a Haiku?

Reminds me of another one:

Haikus are simple.
But sometimes they don’t make sense.
Refrigerator.

;D

Heh heh my friend has a t-shirt with that haiku.

Arduinos are cool.
They can do all sorts of things.
Look at this thing blink.

;D

A Polish guy goes for an eye-test.
“Can you read the bottom line of the chart for me, please?”, asks the optometrist.
“Read it?” says the guy, “He’s a friend of mine”.

What do baby seals and tiger woods have in common?

They both get clubbed by swedes ;D