"I'm looking for a gal with bow legs. I'm lactose intolerant."
Okay, no pun fans today, how about this one, seen at a freeway underpass during rush hour traffic:
"If you lived here you'd already be home!"
I like puns, I just can't get my head around this one.
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So, in the south of the US sometimes we say things like "that burger is so big it takes bo' hands to hold it." Now imagine pronouncing "lactose" as two distinct words. Does that help?
Lack toes?
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I got that. I can't make the connection to the bow legs part.
Ah. OK, the penny just dropped. 
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