Making your own microchips at home.

Honest, this isn't just watching an automated machine. It's good new fashioned home cooking.

That's part 1. Find the rest yourself.

Where does one get a wafer?

I think she said eBay.

Wow, all kinds of wafers available!

It's almost scary.

..long time back we had a small fab center at uni where we produced Si/GaAs chips. I would say today you can easily build a small fab center in your 70m2 flat on 9th floor in the center of town provided you have enough electricity, water and no environmentalists living around :).. And friends at municipal county house too..

It's probably safer than a meth lab.

If people/corporations (remember, corporations are people too) had to pay for the damages they caused we wouldn't need environmentalists.