Very sorry to read that Mike, I hope you make a good recovery.
ROFLMAO ! ! !
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Probably not what you meant but whatever. 
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Wow Mike, I am so sorry to hear that
I hope that you make a quick and full recovery
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Thanks for the good wishes @UKHeliBob & @PerryBebbington.
Greetings from Furness General Hospital, Barrow in Furness Cumbria. typed with my left hand which is still working.
By the way, this thread is perfectly summed up by last weeks episode of the "The cleaner" called "The statue" available on iPlayer.
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Get better soon, Mike. If you have 2 fingers, you can type twice as fast as I can.
Charlie
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Lets just swap he / him she / her for IT / THEM !
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Good luck with that, Mike.
One of those fingers must be the middle finger so you can give them.
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Gee… hope you’ll make a full recovery. Sorry to hear that
At least You did not lose your sense of humor !
How about goesinta and goesoutta. Anybody offended? Confused?
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What about a guzunder?
light theme – that's what's killing you! 
What about the male and female connectors? Also offensive?
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Its OK to call connectors male or female as long as you accept that a female connector can also be called a male and vice versa.
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... using only male or female connectors for certain positions should considered as an example of gender discrimination at work?
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some might want to be called something different - you need to ask the LGBTTQQIAAP's board of directors for guidance.
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Do keep in mind that some gay people are sick to death with being associated with this politically correct woke nonsense.
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I sad to read that, the forum doesn't really need to lose another valuable person like they have over the past few years............ Hoping and praying for a swift recovery for you.
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Call them 'Bucket and Spade'.
Everyone knows you put the spade in the bucket.
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Let's not go there.
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Oh you spoilsport !
Instant move to bar sport 
